Thursday, February 14, 2008
Obama Will Be The Next President
Statisticians here have announced that Obama will be the next President of the United States of America. Poll results show 77 percent of the world would like Obama to run the country, while not even one person on Earth likes Clinton, McCain, or Romney. 11 percent of humanity wishes Edwards well while another 11 percent are hoping Huckabee gets some divine intervention to unite his church to the state. 1 percent of those polled disappeared.
Posted by Charlie at 5:16 PM