Monday, February 25, 2008

Oh My God Did You See The Oscars?!!!


Something happened last night and it was really important. If you somehow missed it you must feel like a total idiot because it was awesome. The Academy gave out golden statues to really important people and beautiful women wore stuff. Expensive stuff. AND I WAS THERE IN FRONT OF THE TV WATCHING SOME OF IT! The really important people were actors and other people who make entertaining things that forever change the world. Travolta was there! And some woman wore a shiny dress! And the shoes! Don't get me started on the shoes. They were so expensive and beautiful I cried a bit when I saw them. There were also necklaces and earrings and really fancy hair and some of the people appear to have had cosmetic surgery! Can you believe it? I SAW SOME OF THESE AMAZING THINGS ON THE TELEVISION! It was like awesome. It would have been so cool to have been the person outside who asked them what they were wearing. I wish it was me because I like to ask questions like that. And then we could laugh at something and it would just be so wonderful.

(creative commons photo of The Red Carpet attributed to Sholeh)

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

To make fun of the Oscars is anti-American. You are obviously one of those hate-mongering liberals who doesn't like anybody unless they spend all day hugging trees of harassing hard-working Japanese whalers. Have you ever stopped to think how many people Hollywood employs? Ryan Seacrest, one of our countries great humanitarians, has at least 3 people on his staff alone. Just because YOU hate America, that doesn't give you the right to make fun of our greatest industry's most important night of the year. Gosh! You are worse than Steven Colbert!

BP said...

AHhahahahaha! That wasnt even me! You may have a real reader on your hands! Congrats!

Charlie said...

Golly, bp, i would have expected that from you but anonymous seems genuinely upset that my post seems like sarcasm. It's not any more sarcastic that anonymous' response and it hurts my feeling that anonymous would say that. I know that I don't have the right to make fun of the beautiful moment that we all shared last night, and I think Steven Colbert is a nice guy, too.

BP said...

oh is that one of your bros? how disappointing.